Prince of CHAVs

I was very sadden, ney shocked and appalled, to see a photo of Prince William at a Sandhurst fancy dress bash dressed as a CHAV. It's not the CHAV thing, but that someone amongst the guests (or his fellow officers) took the picture and then sold it to the press. Once there was a time when holding your cutlery incorrectly or having the wrong type of family or friends was social and professional suicide. I think this just proves what I have long suspected: in these desperate times the Army is now forced to recruit its officers from amongst the CHAV ranks themselves no doubt to then join the Household CHAV (once proudly the Lifeguards or the Burberrys) and fight their battles on the playing fields of Abingdon rather than Eton.