Burning ring

The Mail reports that Relate is welcoming a ‘Remember Ring’ (cost £400) that will give men a burning sensation in their hand on their wedding anniversary to add to the burning sensation in their pocket. If this fails no doubt Relate will be endorsing a rolling pin over the head and finally electrodes attached to men’s privates to stop them having affairs. What about a burning ring to remind wives to get the supper ready or do the ironing?